You'll be sure to have minutes of fun and seconds of enduring agony when you experience this upcoming exclusive model. Based on a design of several small pieces of construction paper and engineered from the latest in glue technology, this ultra-bright and innovative locomotive will fit perfectly into your favorite scenery-devoid route! With a custom cab and semi-realistic sounds, we're sure you want to miss this outstanding and eagerly-awaited model!
As the designer says, "you'll be hard-pressed to distinguish this exclusive screenshot from an actual prototype pic!" Read these random quotes from actual people:
I'd love to hold onto it...
-- Chuck Schneider
Look at that detail!... Even down to the weeds growing
between the rails! And what of those sound effects!
-- Matt Vince
The details are so grate, it must be grovled by
people!...Long Live the AEM-7!
-- Alexander Nhtrain
I laughed and laughed and laughed and then I noticed
what looked like big eyes and big lips...and then I
laughed and laughed and laughed...
-- Michael MacFall
OH MY GOD ... PLEASE SIGN HIM UP AS CHIEF
-- Kelley D. Ellison, CSX-A Line Chief Lighting Engineer
I love it!!! ...I would say more...when is it going to be
available for download? ...we need this...
This superb model will be available, complete with a sample
consist, as soon as the rest of this particular dimension ultimately converges
with the world of "The Simpsons", estimated to occur sometime between
May 2012 and June 2092. Keep your last functioning eye open for it...
What? Are You Kidding?
Height about that high
Length about that long
Power 0 hp
Weight .35 oz.
Max. Speed: Depends on Wind
RPM: not likely
BMEP: don't even know what it means
(insert your name here)
Matt Groenig (under protest)
© 2002 North American Locomotive Works. All rights reserved
All release dates subject to change without notice.
© 2002 North American Locomotive Works. All rights reserved.